Stealing “fruit fly with a head injury”

Yup. When the CEO of Exxon is not evil enough for you, you know you’re in hell.

Yes. And ignoring this fact precludes ever achieving either racial justice or lasting workers rights.

Fuck off with that noise. We know who you are.

Waiting for powerful people who have acted badly in the past to make the right decision is incredibly foolish. The article rightly points out the many problems with cable access because that’s almost certainly the path the internet will take. They’ve done it before, why wouldn’t they do it again?

I am so, so sorry. He sounds wonderful. I normally don’t suggest this to people because it doesn’t help with every situation, but do you have a faith? I’m liberal as they come but also believe in an afterlife where loved ones will be together again and get to do the things they didn’t get to do in this life. I think I…

When she shouted ‘we are OBSESSED WITH YOU’? Brrr. Shivers.

American foodways fucking suck, and nowhere more than with vegetables. I spent time in South Korea and damn! Every single veggie they prepare is delicious and I could eat 3+ cups every day no problem. In America we’re like ‘drrrr boil it?’

How can they tell if you’re a Mormon

That is what gets me about these NiceGuy rants! You honestly think women are never rejected sexually? Women don’t have unrequited crushes? Women aren’t bullied?? I guess only conventionally attractive women (who also have those experiences, btw) even register as existing to them. And only as a desire/threat, not as a…

yes! because all of his troubles are secretly the fault of WOMEN! beginning with his mother, naturally.

beef jerky! i freakin love beef jerky.

this is amazing, and i loved every word, but what about tankard?? i find him appealing in a sleazy, rat-like way.

it’s a sign of how completely disconnected they are from a reality shared with other humans.

#meowtoo

Obviously it’s always the girl cartoon characters too. I once checked out for a couple of seconds while my kids were watching pj masks and next thing I knew owlette is being erotically chased by a cartoon toilet.

My theory is that everyone has experience being a child. Not everyone has experience being a parent. Many people who are adults but not parents will always relate to family issues through the child, because that is their experience. And from a child’s perspective, parents are to blame for everything. I see this even…

Bingo. And if you WERE watching your kid every second they’re like ‘GEEZ YOURE SUCH A HELICOPTER PARENT’

Yeah that was a weird comment. “Here’s hoping this has no lasting effects on my real life!” Ok becca.