Gotcha. Thanks for that! Now I can skip reading it all together. Doesn’t really sound like my cup of tea.

i have tween interests and the whole premise makes me wanna shoot myself in the face.

Funny how you can tell which posters are against douchebags flying their toys near where adults are working and which are those very same douchebags.

Bi women are almost always questioned about whether we are actually straight.

Man, Lee Pace. He is just so big and beautiful, isn’t he? If he were here, I would climb him like a fucking tree and clamp my thighs around his head so hard it would take a crowbar to unclench ‘em. And as they carted me off to prison, I’d still be shouting, “Lee! Lee, I love you! Let’s have really intense sex on my…

Don’t worry, we still have no water and it’ll be 100 degrees from the end of July until Halloween, then we’ll have brush fires, then El Niño, then mudslides.

So OLD FASHIONED! HERE come the ALIENS !

Leaving a pre-emptive comment to let salty people know

In Dubai I see my middle school girls students reading Malala’s biography all the time. This is their hero. This is the girl that took a bullet to the head that she didn’t have to when she stood up on that bus and said, “I am Malala, who is asking?” to the cowards who came to kill her. She stood up, at 15 years…

The only think missing from Magic Mike XXL was a Hannibal-looking chilly European stripper. It’s like Rihanna knew that. Thank you, summer 2015.

Eating contests are a weird relic of an era when waste and excess were admirable.

For any who think this is a First Amendment issue:

Well, it unexpectedly rained on my face. They clearly have so much friend love for each other and really meant something to one another. This is as mushy as a judge can get while doing her job and I’m glad she told him that what she remembers most is how nice he is. Seems like it really touched him and could be a…

Seriously. Princess Cake is the best cake on Earth. Marzipan, pastry cream, whipped cream, rasberry puree, sponge cake and chocolate? Heaven.

I’ve long believed that Scott and Kourtney probably have an open relationship. She seems to care for Scott and mostly their family together, but she is. . . not a passionate creature, particularly since they started having kids. He seems to love her and their family deeply, but constantly is in need of attention and…

Jesus. Hector. Christ. I hope someone proposes during her stupid fucking wedding. I hope everyone who’s not the bride wears white just to spite her. I hope her maid of honor gives a really mean, passive-aggressive speech. I hope her aunt gets too drunk and hits on the groom, and he goes for it.

The same stuntwomen said that it’s also hard to get male stunt coordinators to consider how many available roles could go to a female stunt artist. “It’s hard to get the guys to think that a few of those cops or soldiers could be women,” she says.

I have had it with abysmal idiots and their “toxins.” Toxins are NOT a thing. They are not magical serpents that burrow themselves into your body through assholes and eyeballs. Dosage is what’s important. Dosage makes a thing toxic. How many times do we have to mention that water itself is toxic at a certain level?…

No, the tongue doesn’t become indestructible, but it can lose a lot of sensation. So can the nose. Between the loss of smell and the loss of taste, tactile sensation becomes even more important, and that also starts to go. It’s like old people cranking the TV up to painful volumes because they can’t hear it. They want…

Oh, it’s cute when a seal does it. But when I do it, it’s, “Ma’am, could you please put on some pants? You’re creating a disturbance. The putt-putt course is for everyone.”