Speaking only on behalf of myself, I find the best way to explain it (as with most things) is a food analogy. Where hunger = libido, what types of food you like = sexual attraction. So for example, I could be super hungry, but not want to eat anything if the only options available are foods I hate. Your libido…

Seeing as she's not a student athlete, she would lack standing to sue the NCAA for its treatment of student athletes. So there's that.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

If you pick a girl up from a playground, you should probably check for I.D

I hate her voice. I don't care how much of a Broadway phenomenon she is, I actively dislike the sound of her voice. And her smug bitch face.

Dammit! I missed this one!

MOST FUN I EVER HAD.

I don't really understand kosher food. Like, I know I wouldn't be able to order bacon, but I didn't know about this meat/cheese thing. But if I go to a restaurant, you know what I do? I order something that's on the menu. If I ask to sub something and they can't, I say "oh? Well okay" and then I give them legal tender…

This. My bff is a nanny/babysitter-to-the-rich in NYC, and has a college degree. She's been experiencing all this (stupid) pressure to "finally get a 'real' job" because some of our other friends insist on being all like "oh, your still doing that." She was almost in tears the other day because she gets zero respect,…

I was terrified of my mother - and she rarely reverted to corporal punishment and when she did it was laughable (not that I WOULD have DARED) because she used a floppy old bedroom slipper (you could barely feel it). Her anger/disappointment and our loss of privileges was enough. FYI - we're very good friends now. You…

I take the Dr. Cox approach to rearing kids: children are like dogs that gradually learn how to speak. Until they're a certain age, you use a lot of the same techniques you use on dogs (repetition, patience, reinforcement of good behavior, redirection/ignoring bad behavior, and CONSISTENCY.) You don't need to beat…

I just want to be sure I'm following this.

Oh, fuck off you gigantic piles of fucking shit for humans. There are goddamn programs to help with things like reactive attachment disorder and if you had contacted DHS with your concerns and let them know about the bind you were in, they could have helped you find appropriate support and probably worked along with…

I would totally do this if I had an otter. And since I'm an otter too, we would hold hands and never be separated. It would be otterly beautiful.

Anwar's modeling career seems imminent.

Thank god. Maybe my job site can get on this.

NO. >:(