I'm thinking the minute someone shoots a guy that's trying to assault her, it'll be "Well don't you think you overreacted? He was probably just trying to be NICE!"

And you know that if a woman did end up shooting a guy in the head for trying to rape her, asshole internet people would argue she only used rape as an excuse to murder him.

"If these young, hot little girls on campus have a firearm, I wonder how many men will want to assault them."

She's 100% the best part of it. Dornan, who I have ardently loved since The Fall, clearly just did not want to be there. The entire movie. Not an effort was made.

milk in its natural state is my worst enemy, but cheese is my best friend.

I feel like someone should do this in his courtroom. It would make his head explode:

You guys, Pie-Mary was one of my favorite episodes ever. Her self-published women's rights barbecue cookbook, The Feminine Mesquite? NOT the first time I wished a Parks & Rec joke was a real thing. But that whole episode just made me so incredibly happy.

Hold on a second:

"The fact is, it's a love story... that there's a little bit of kinky sex in there is an added bonus."

Allow me to depart from being level-headed to use some caps:

Uma looks fine. She just needs a new makeup artist and a nap.

At the risk of being That Person: so a white man can't get indicted for killing an unarmed black man, but an Asian-American man can...?

My super awesome mom, after years of working as a successful independent consultant, recently accepted a job as an executive/c-suite level employee at a financial firm. She is the only woman executive. During her first week, another executive told her part of her duties would be to cover the phones when the…

I can cite so many examples of this, but my favorite was the male attorney who asks me to fix the copy machine when it jams. It took me years to finally come up with the proper response, "Ray, I went to the same law school as you, and they still don't offer any office equipment repair classes."

I leave that shit in the sink to molder away. I'll put up a sign. But I WILL NOT clean other people's dishes. I have actually thrown dirty dishes in the trash, if they've been in the sink or on the counter for too long.

Oh, you mean like how I'm the plant controller and in charge of month-end closure of the books but also I supervise the running and emptying of the kitchen dishwasher and also have to organize fucking events for when someone has a birthday / has a baby?

Given that movies with strong female characters do better at the box office than ones without, I think we can safely assume that supply isn't meeting demand here.

I seriously don't get the people who want an "extra friendly" server. Why isn't being pleasantly polite enough? The server is there to get your food, not to be your dinner companion, and it's not possible to muster conversation and extra smiles for every single table every night.

If someone wants to reject the facts, that's their business, in a free country.