My best friend and I have considered throwing a fancy party on the anniversary of our being friends for 20 years. And your plus one has to be your best friend (not your SO!).

Yessss!

I cannot support that last paragraph enough: if you're one of those people who's obsessed with planning a wedding with no spouse in sight, JUST THROW A FUCKING AMAZING PARTY. You don't need this Marry Yourself nonsense, or to latch onto someone you won't be happy with. I repeat: JUST THROW A FUCKING AMAZING PARTY.…

To be fair, the new redone Lara Croft in the remake is pretty damn cool.

Well, when the Pantsuit has a Law degree from Yale, and the Patriot has a Journalism degree from the University of Idaho I know who I'd prefer enforcing our laws, treaties and court rulings. :/

Correct, but if you gave her that and she wanted a latte, then she'd be even more pissed about it. Better to make her specify what she wants so that there's no confusion, especially if she's being a bitch about it.

Self-confidence is so important, E.L. If you're going to be mediocre, you should be mediocre with conviction.

Her "vision" is "what if Edward Cullen weren't a vampire and he did have a lot of sex with Bella?" I am 98% sure that the director was desperately fighting to turn the books somehow, someway into a movie that wouldn't insult the intelligence of a normal adult audience. I mean, I hear what you're saying about…

She has titties on her ass

If money is not a concern, what's the argument against socialized medicine then?

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

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Better watch out, or you'll cut yourself on all that EDGE.

I always love these interviews. The subject is always effortlessly cool/chic/casual. They always shop at little vintage shops that you've never heard of. They always meet up at some vegan cafe / gourmet burger / fair-trade organic kale bistro for the interview.

When Vogue interviews me, they'll be all,…

re: American Sniper

I haven't even touched this on FB. I have friends absolutely gushing over how overwhelmingly awesome it is, and I honestly believe that it no doubt is a good movie. I also think that it's going to deify a man, even more than than he has already been, when he was clearly a man with flaws and issues. And I don't think…

human treasure talks to human garbage about non humans, is a treasure, makes garbage mad.

Oh Madeleine, you don't take your legal drinking age into Hollywood afterparties, either. The legal drinking age there is "can you afford to be there?"

Like special dog, whilst moving.

Batey's attorney said he was "very inebriated" that night and that he "had a blackout,"