A lot of minimum-wage jobs (fast food worker, cashier, etc) involve spending the majority of time on your feet, also. When I was working as a cashier, the last thing I wanted to do after a shift was go for a walk or to the gym. I hadn't burned a lot of calories, but I had just spent anywhere from 4 to 10 hours on my…

Sorry ladies, I'll get dressed up or I'll wash my truck.

Shit. I like to do the driving AND I don't go to church.

So are you saying...God didn't make me?

*flames appear*

Ugh, Ranch always makes me queasy. I can't even look at it without feeling like I can't breath.

The justification people often use is if she chose a revealing costume, obviously she wants the attention. But what people don't get is, of course everyone wants attention for their costume, but attention is not sexual harassment! Cosplayers work hard on these costumes, and the average cosplayer isn't doing it for…

The People may require a Hot Chick, but at least she got to do a thing, instead of just be a vagina for some Brave Man's peen.

No surprise there... it has everything that people love about movies:

Stab-holes in lady armour are the worst.

Guys don't wear dick-shaped armor on their crotches, but we keep seeing women warriors in movies wearing breast-shaped armor on their chests. Brienne of Tarth wears a man's armor. So do real-life female warriors in the US armed forces—it's basically the same Kevlar armor the men wear, just sized down. That's because…

FUCKING CROP TOP ARMOR. Follows us into the future with Princess Amidala wearing 'armor' that covers everything but her VITAL ORGANS.

By the way, CAN A WOMAN HAVE A FUCKING SWORD FOR ONCE? Yeah, I know she's Atalanta, and she has a backstory to follow, but come on. The sexy-loincloth-lady-with-a-bow trope can officially sniff it.

In the original 1980's cartoon? Not so much. She was sometimes a useful asset, but she fell one too many times into the damsel-in-distress category. She was basically the Lois Lane of that show. Ambitious reporter that gets in over her head a lot.

Later adaptions did her much more justice. The early 2000's cartoon…

Solution: have East Asian wedding. Problem solved.

They're not chapped because I'm a chapstick addict and we totally make out all the time. That's definitely a thing that happens.

I think all housing/apartment designs should be made by women. I swear whoever designed my house had to have been a man to think a TINY kitchen with ONE outlet would be totally fine while including a breakfast space plus a dining room. It sounds sexist maybe but I don't think men think about what is needed to really…

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

how about button down shirts that are sized according to bra size and waist size? For example instead of my usual large size shirt, it would be 36D / 30.

a pill you take when you become fertile to stop ovulation and the thickening/shedding of the uterine wall and another pill you take to un-do it when you want to have a baby.