During one of my first forays into the bar scene, a random guy wandered over to the table I was sitting at while my friends played pool. He didn't say anything, just leaned on the table and pulled out his phone with a severely cracked screen.

No way they will win this. You can't copyright a 3-note melody. See, the problem is that a lot of today's popular music has become so very simple. I mean truly listen to those songs from a technical standpoint and you have 3, THREE notes as nearly the entire melody, with a steady beat in the background, and some…

A gym with a doggy package would be awesome! Charlie has short little legs, so a pace that's good exercise for him is quite a bit slower than one that's good exercise for me.

Or people could just stop overfeeding their damn pets? Just a thought!

I WOULD JUST BE PISSED THAT I DON'T GET TO GO

Crazy how one man's dream bachelor party is a Jezebel writer's worst nightmare.

did a ctrl+f and didnt find 'unicorn' or 'ride on a real dinosaur' or 'a night in the taj mahal' or 'anthropomorphic tiger to be your bff' so all in all non of this is worth that much money

You know why I've been on the pill since high school? To keep my dysmenorrhea in check so I can get out of fucking bed when I'm on the rag.

I think it is awesome she was able to do that, but this literally sounds like hell on earth to me.

Jockey outfits are the least sexy Equestrian Dude looks if you ask me. My personal favorite is showjumping attire. So dapper!

Things I want from a sports bra:

My policy has always been "are the correct items all present on the table even if they're in front of the wrong people? If yes then everyone can trade to get what they ordered and there's no reason to bother the server with it."

100%. I am a traditional girl, can count my sexual partners on one hand, and I am in my early 30s. I am quite happy this way.

It makes me absolutely fucking livid that whenever something like this happens and someone has the GALL to mention some sort of legislation on gun control, you have all the people (some who are otherwise fairly reasonable human beings) crying, "Not alllllll gun owners! I'm responsible! I take lessons! I have a permit!…

"fuck it they're real"

My first thought is to be surprised that there's a DMV employee in existence who gives this many fucks about anything about their job.

The pair found that boys described girls as "sluts" and "insecure" if they didn't engage in sexting and "stuck up" or a "prude" if they didn't.

Or, you know, Doctors/Nurses *could* be taking 5 minutes to ask the child: "Do you feel safe at home? Does anyone ever hurt you?" - potentially allowing that child to speak up about abuse they may be experiencing, but are afraid to tell their parents about (or can't).

Pepper and Hill barely got any screen time in Avengers, but I do agree that Widow looked great standing her ground while fighting alongside super-powered heroes.