The problem here is that some things are acceptable to say to other people and some are not. "I am Catholic and do not agree with gay marriage" is a statement that, while it makes me grit my teeth, would be appropriate for a middle school paper about personal beliefs. A picture portraying gay people burning in hell…

Actually, when we Brazilians think of Shakira, we remember this:

this is precisely why I say I need to be independently wealthy. That way I can go on permanent vacation and just be happy.

Excellent point! Forget the dog-walking, what we really need are poo-picking-up drones!

I will cross to the opposite side of the mall to pass those stores. The reek is overpowering and I will sneeze for hours.

And the turtle pooping out slimy eggs is still less gross than the new design for the Ninja Turtles by Michael Bay.

Thank you! No more sassy Black female friends - how about a shy/nerdy/complicated Black girl? No more weird, uber-nerd Asian girls - how about an Asian girl who has social skills and isn't a weirdo? No more this-Black-guy-looks-scary-but-is-actually-nice-and-likes-poetry - how about a regular, everyday Black guy…

Welcome to being a lady. I hate carrying a bag everywhere, but my wardrobe neccessitates it.

I have been wearing Magnum PI length shorts for years. Whats the point of wearing half-pants?

Did you read the title and like I did, think this was going to be about someone who literally hires them out, much in the way of a prostitute, for friend-like activities with famous people who are too dysfunctional to make actual friends? Because I was really expecting an actual "friend-for-hire" type deal, not…

Can I not have mostly naked people around my food? Kthxbai.

How many lives were saved by this?
I am not joking, last year we had an old lady make a kid an orphan when she drove into a restaurant and killed his parents and a waitress. She was never charged with any crime. She only lost her license.

If a final in undergrad makes you want to get hit by a car, you really aren't ready for the total shitfest that is adulthood.

There are many many insane elements to this statement, particularly in light of the question, but this is the most problematic to me:

I usually cannot stand Marchesa, but this - this is great. She looks stunning.

I'm sorry but this is awful too. She's a curvy girl and this adds so much layers. I like her make up and the neckline though.

what's the point of the theme if practically nobody is going to follow it? what does it mean when kendall jenner understands "white tie" better than most?

I do think that having a dog, and therefore always taking a morning walk, has helped both my health AND metabolism. Also, having a job that is super unpredictable and causes late nights regularly has forced me to shift to early morning exercise more often (in order to get any). It was TERRIBLE for a long time. But, I…

I think they make a charming duo and I would seriously watch ridiculous sporting events more often if they were the commentators for them. FLY FISHING WITH TARA AND JOHNNY.

MY GOD I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH MY STUDENTS TODAY!