To be fair, to these actors being nominated for a Teen Choice Award is pretty major.

Not one that is worth watching. A book full of (poorly written) sex scenes might work, but if you take away the sex all you're left with is a lot of crying, hand wringing and howling, howling with metaphysical pain from the depths of her poor wittle heart.

Being polite is not mutually exclusive to being honest. I can be honest and "tell it like it is" while also taking others' feelings into consideration and not being a total asshole.

I feel like what Katy Perry understands of geisha actually come from stuff like Miss Saigon or Madame Butterfly. The whole "exotic Asian woman loves a man and will let him walk all over her and dies of heartbreak when he leaves her" and oh gosh that must equal unconditional love!

No, but at the very least they aren't moving collarbones and pinching in waists and calling it natural. Because I guess if you were super hard core, you could also spray yourself with foundation and walk around with perfect skin tone. But even the most hard core of us can't get our collarbones shifted and our necks…

The only Hersey's I actually enjoy is their cookies n'cream bar, but that's probably because there's no actual chocolate in that. Oops.

I still like texting because having to keep track of a million apps that allow me to do the same thing as texting? No thanks. (I'm also one of those people who turn off all push notifications because I'll check my messages inbox when I please, thanks. The last thing I want is for my phone to be constantly making noise…

Am I the only one getting a Sleeping Beauty vibe from this dress? When the fairies couldn't agree on the dress color and kept changing it back and forth...and then somehow this happened?

But I think that's the point of these structured gowns. Like if she were wearing a strapless dress made of stretchy fabric and held up by elastic, then it's supposed to look a little tight because otherwise it'd slip off. But she's wearing something with boning at the waist and bust, and the whole point of that is to…

Which is funny, because for a long time the topknot was a man's hairstyle.

I don't think this looks terrible because it's on a man, I think it looks terrible because it looks like a life jacket.

YAS WEAR THAT SHIRT SO HOT.

Yes. In fact, what I like most about people who use colognes/perfumes is that I can't smell it unless I'm really close or vice versa, which makes me feel like we're all intimate or close, like the time a guy buried his face in my neck and was all "damn you smell good" and I'm like yeah, that's just for you.

Yes! I'm a firm believer in having things online. But so many cable channels stupidly lock their content and you have to log in with your cable account, thus defeating the purpose of having it online to begin with. And they wonder why people pirate things.

Ahh yes, the local blackouts. I really hate that. If there were a way to buy all the games for my team, and just my team, then it'd be way more worth it. For me, I'm on the west coast and my team is Detroit, so there aren't as many blackouts and I also like the option of having the game available to watch the next day…

Yes! Like, is America doing well? They're not even in it? Oh, then no one in the entire nation must give a shit and let's not bother covering it.

Yeah, but sometimes you just gotta. She's so freaking gorgeous.

Cool! I've decided this year I am going to watch BBC and just use a VPN to get around the whole blocked in America issue. The BBC sportscasters are just much nicer and less stupid.

Yes, because I don't have cable. I also resented the hell out of NBC not making everything properly online - it was all edited/curated content. The exclusivity thing is the worst because before, if I didn't like the coverage, I could try a different channel, but now NBC has a death grip on all footage, and ain't…

Oh, I refuse to watch NBC. I pay for Game Center and always watch my team (Red Wings!) from their home broadcast, even if it means watching a day later. (Admittedly I only pay for Game Center because I don't have cable, and hockey is the only sport I watch. But I'd probably do this even if I had cable!)