I got a Twitter when it first came out and everyone just haaaad to sign up for this new fantastic thing. I had no idea what to say on it though, and it's still there today, sad and abandoned. I check it maybe once a week to see what some of my favorite sports teams are up to, and that's about it.

I was reading this article on Buzzfeed and realized how much I have patterned my life after Karen Walker: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/life-habits-we-can-learn-from-karen-walker

Same. I never really understand when my friends sigh and complain about having to go to family gatherings when they are on bad terms with their families, or do favors for people they hate when it doesn't benefit them at all. I mean theoretically I see where they're coming from, but that overwhelming feeling of guilt…

It looks like an Instagram video/American Apparel ad. Toss in a few shirtless guys playing frisbee on the beach and it'd be an Abercrombie ad.

I think it's nice that everyone forgot Madonna's hip thrusting, but that half-time show really was lame.

Yes. I refused to enter a Carl's Jr even to buy a drink ever since they aired that commercial with the guys watching sexy office lady eating a burger and dripping ketchup on her white blouse, forcing her to take the blouse off. In her office. Huh.

Carl's Jr. only tastes as good as it does because of it's crazy fat content. Seriously, if you rubbed one of their burgers on a wall, the wall would turn transparent.

I didn't think about fertility treatments, that's actually logical.

I would totally try to make groak happen.

What is the tabloids' obsession with Jennifer Aniston having twins? I mean, why twins? Why not triplets?

Yep. Some days when I feel extremely crappy for no real reason, I will put on a sad movie just so I can have a good cry and then feel lots better.

+1

There are certain circumstances in which I can understand giving up your pet. (Very, very few and special circumstances.) I used to intern at an animal hospital and a lady once brought in her perfectly healthy, 4 year old cocker spaniel to be put down because she didn't want it anymore and thought putting it down was…

Yep, I saw JTT mentioned and my heart skipped a beat. My first celebrity crush!

Same here! Both are tall, skinny and brunette. Easy to confuse.

Well, I don't know enough about Liam to know if he's kind. I appreciate Chris Hemsworth for being such a sappy family man and not falling into the trappings of American celebrity life after he made it big.

I always wish I could tell celebrities that if they are so sick of LA and the "lies that come with it" then...move from LA? Go live in the surrounding suburbs where you can still be close to the studios/offices and get more privacy (a la Snoop Dog hiding his family in Diamond Bar). You knew what you were getting into…

Yessss AO3 library has saved me many a time when I was between books. So many great, long, plotty fics full of great writing, adventure, romance and sex.

I won't lie, I read two chapters of 50 Shades of Grey and then had to delete the PDF off my computer. Because it is crap. I wrote better erotica when I was 15. So fuck you, E.L. James. Respect for cashing in when the money's good, but seriously, your erotica is crap.

It is! He also wrote the Ugly series, which is interesting but I think teen boys would be less inclined to try it. (And if your kids don't like it, at least you'll have reading material? I'm a huge fan of YA books and I don't care that I am supposed to be a grown ass woman, haha.)