Seriously, how did the Boxcar Children, who were idiotic enough to think that it was a better idea to live alone in the woods than meet their Grandpa, solve a single crime? It’s insanity to me.

Pls let them have Skyline chili as a mystery ingredient

I found this gem of a review while at work, and the biggest regret of my life is that I cannot for the life of me remember what park this is.

I'm not hype, Ansel. Sorry.

I feel like this has been the headline for the Week in Tabloids for a month straight

I clicked on this because I misread the headline as "Put Paul Blart's Face All Over Your Body" and now I won't settle for anything less.

Is that Comic Sans?

This is one of my favorites.

Every time I see a Greek/Roman style statue I take a picture of its butt. My Instagram account has so many butts. All the butts.

It looks more like Hagrid to me. Or Charles Manson.

My question is, why hasn't Don Draper used the word 'fabulosity' in a pitch yet??

I like her Cosmic Brownies.

This would make a great Sister Act sequel. Just sayin'.

Sock-o Bell!!!!

When we were like 4 or 5, my brother and sister and I invented a game called "Barbie Basketball". It involved Barbies and a Little Tykes Easy Score Basketball Hoop and it was so funny that I pissed myself from laughing while playing it.

Are we sure this kid isn't a wizard?

Realistically, what were we expecting from a crime dog who wears a creepy trench coat?

Can we make candies that look like Everlasting Gobstoppers now, please?