WAT IS THIS I LOVE IT

“Going underwear-free doesn’t mean you have to greet your roommate with your legs spread wide open when they walk in the door. As long as you’re rocking an oversized tee, a lounging gown, or some loose shorts, you’re gucci.”

It is for POC, I’m afraid.

On the one hand, already knowing what an unapologetic predator this man is, I have no doubt that the incident in question (however it actually played out) was absolutely reprehensible and inhumane. And that is indeed a particularly gross bit of braggadocio. But on its own, I’m not sure it necessarily constitutes…

Are you kidding? This has been going on for months; he even got kicked off House of Cards. Don’t you remember when after all these years – nay, decades – of vehemently denying that he’s gay, he finally came out in an attempt to spin and distract from the allegations against him? That was the end of October (weeks…

HOLY CRAP IT ACTUALLY WORKED.

Oh wait, it wasn’t a sexual context, per se; it was worse: a naked fight scene that was supposed to be funny because it looked so sexual. Sacha Baron Cohen isn’t exactly renowned for being a steadfast advocate against fat-shaming and homophobia...

Gee whiz, sorry to hear that! How naïve audiences were back then, thinking they could just walk into any old movie and expect things to stay family-friendly...

Ewww... thanks, I suppose. Blecch.

You’re right that the people in charge of casting are the ones who should ultimately be held most accountable, but at this point, it’s up to her to do the right thing and turn down the role. And if she makes a public statement that she has come to realize how inappropriate it is for a cisgender actor to be playing…

...And don’t forget the fact that every time a cis actor takes a trans role, they’re eliminating the opportunity for a trans actor to be cast. Trans actors do exist (!) and people have a funny aversion to casting them in roles that aren’t explicitly trans, which makes it all the more messed-up to deny them the kinds…

Well, that’s nice. :)

Okay, I’ve never seen SotL (nor do I wish to do so in the future), but my general understanding is that there’s an infamous scene in which Hannibal Lecter creepily lowers lotion in a bucket to his captives and forces them to apply it so that their skin will be in good condition for when he makes it into leather.…

SOMEBODY BUMP THIS BEAUTIFUL POST UP OUT OF THE GRAYS

Some sources suggest that you may be dehydrated; others find that in its freshest state, Cetaphil is only comparable to pre-ejaculate, but a well-aged and cultured product bears a more striking resemblance to the major stuff.

Young enough that I can get away with it, I think. :)

I mean, I wouldn’t expect to be able to tell the difference from a few feet away, but I was taken aback by the way Emma described it as though it were indistinguishable when she had it all over her own hands and face.

That anti-perv aside made me emit some kind of strange noise that sounded like the giggles of an innocent manic pixie dream unicorn cherub. It should have been recorded for posterity, to be used in tween fashion commercials for generations to come.

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In that case, HOORAY CIGARETTES! :D