“Most selfish generation”? You’d better be talking about Baby Boomers, since they mostly voted for Trump while Millennials went for Clinton.

My understanding is that at least under the U.S. judicial system, the person already in power generally has “the legal upper hand,” and in cases of gendered or sexualized harassment or violence, not only do you have to be an exceptionally ~sympathetic~ victim in order for anyone to take your case seriously, but the…

“Like oh, maybe there’s a reason why I kissed my best friends and felt ashamed growing up. Or watched lesbian porn and masturbated (and more) with my friends at sleepovers. Or stifled a scream of horror the first time I saw a penis and had to convince myself with much internal strife that I was enjoying what was going…

I don’t doubt for a second that any government agent directly involved in this process must be a complete sicko, but we cannot shift focus away from the people who have large-scale power in this situation. Sure, border agents could make a show of disobeying orders and create chaos that makes enforcement more…

Okay, well, I’m just saying that I didn’t actually say what you think I “obviously” said. I think the error in the headline is less than ideal, but I’m not convinced that their approach is quite as cynical as you assume.

Of course they did. *super fake smile*

I’m surprised that no one’s mentioning that it shouldn’t even be acceptable to take young children to ACTUALLY “get bathed” without their parents present.

It’s so tragic, how some faces are so achingly glorious in their youth and then just so... meh once their features get a tad bit sturdier. That round, prominent area between his eyes and his brows was once so airy and delicate as to lend him an ethereal quality, and now it just looks awkwardly swollen. And any eyebrow …

“An enjoyable song by Beyoncé, one that showcases her better than average singing ability, and has good, innovative, yet catchy production?”

BRILLIANT

Hey, I get it. This weird biological urge to live through all kinds of misery requires us to get creative sometimes!

I feel you on that one! It’s the same problem, really, but smaller in scale and even more awkward in placement. With that being said, my understanding is that it’s necessary for balls to hang out in order to avoid overcooking those delicate little spermies, and I don’t know if there’s a creature on this planet that’s…

Assuming you’re just a major comic book nerd who actually takes Batman seriously (and not some kind of sicko troll who thinks this is all a big joke), I agree with you. I was less than a paragraph into this story when I realized they were forcing us to pull the “We don’t negotiate with terrorists” card. Because we…

No.

Hahaha, okay. Small enough to go braless is good! That would definitely be a win-win, too, ’cause I hear that’s the size that fits most snugly in the palm of a lover’s hand, anyhow. :P

Uh-huh, sure. 🙄

I do try to give her the benefit of the doubt since she technically describes them as “heavy” rather than “large,” (and apparently they’re dense like dying stars, you know) but it is so weird to me that most people still think DD is, like, the maximum. It’s such a widespread misconception that there are a ton of women…

I know my feelings aren’t well aligned with practical legal considerations. My point is basically just that the whole thing sucks. I’m not trying to propose any particular legal policy; I know that’s above my pay grade.

Seriously, that was the first (okay, fourth) thing I noticed. Easy childbirth and no boobs? LADY SCIENTISTS ARE THE BEST, Y’ALL.

I’m sure it could go wrong lots of ways, but I wouldn’t dismiss the idea entirely before we get a chance to see how it plays out onscreen, or at least not until we get more information about the tone and level of self-awareness here. Just because the Roseanne reboot was a dressed-up turd engulfed in flames doesn’t…