Bras?

Bras?

Basic Bitches:

I WROTE MY MASTER'S THESIS ON THIS MOVIE AND THE TIME ARTICLE THAT INSPIRED IT. Fox News is literally half a century behind the curve.

Say goodbye.... to these.

I was thinking oil/gas industry.

I overheard a cousin begging someone to drive him to the liquor store before it closed so that he didn't get a "Dewy." It took me waaaay too long to realize he was referring to a "DUI." But yes, pretty common down here. Extra point for drunk boat crash joke!

gotta be a lawyer, do some law, get some law accomplished. prevent your buddy who crashed his boat into a pier because he was ragingly, stupidly drunk from going to jail. gotta be the southern law guy stereotype, from a long line of important southern lawyer types. have a philosophy about southernness, have a wife who…

Somewhat of a glaring oversight, isn't it?

To uniform add Carhartt, otherwise pretty much spot on (at least here in SE VT/Berkshire area). Hold on — JP who? Bros here have a weird fixation on McConaughey (I know, I know...) or the local oxy dealer.

The Louisiana version is called a "Breaux." He owns lots of lilac and pastel yellow clothes to wear on LSU game days. He cries when LSU loses. He cries when LSU wins. He aspires to be Drew Brees. He will definitely become a lawyer.

Provo Bros also dump the girls they're having sex with, because they now aren't "marriage material". Six months before graduation, he marries a nineteen-year-old girl from South Jordan. She quits school, pops out three kids (with alliterative names, natch) in rapid succession, and pretends not to notice the amount of…

The Small Mountain Town Bro

White v-neck? In Atlanta? Midtown Bro?

How, oh how, to respond. I'm all of them except the manhattan/Brooklyn bro and the latent hate bro. Maybe that makes me the Atlanta Bro. I think I have to do this as a list:
-athletic wear whenever possible
-baseball hat, sometimes backwards. I own more than 1 and match them to the outfit. All are broken in.
-v neck…

Ah no. At least in NYC there are absolutely POC bro's. Asians including South east Asians are a big part of the bro culture here. Particularly the finance bro's.

Here in Florida (and I'm excluding Miami in this), our bros are a perfect storm of Mid-Atlantic and Southern Frat. It is quite something to behold.

From my experience, usually but not always.

It's easier when I just refer to them as "white people".