Lookit me, moving my mouth slightly! My face certainly isn't paralyzed, nope!

I think you have a strong business plan! Let's do lunch.

When I saw the merkin mannequins I knew they were in trouble! That's such a stunt! I used to like their plain stuff, like t-shirts and underwear, now they're like an overpriced consignment store focussed on the late eighties. Ugh.

Wait, so a corncob pipe, glasses and massive shawl aren't youthful accessories? Fuck!

Oh my.

Yeah, don't get it. I love freckles, they're cute on everyone!

And she has a Tumblr!

"If you offer intimacy without commitment, the incentive to commit is eliminated." Well, yeah! The only reason men ever want to be around women is to bone them, duh. You have to trick the menfolk into knocking you up! They'll thank you later.

I just like to hide things in the back of my mouth, then challenge my guy to get them out! He loves it! I don't allow tongs any more though.

Bloodstains will go here!

Yeah, a dude designing them makes no sense! At least get some wimminfolk's advice!

|Oh man, I just got it. Like Count Dracula. I just figured it meant my lady parts are an evil vampire draining the life and blood from me. Not that I'm bitter. But seriously, ow.

Probably Josiah. Look at those ungodly short sleeves!

I'd bet the dogs dug holes in the lawn and they're trying t0 discourage them. Strange way of doing it.

Damn that's a sturdy dog! What breed is it?

The revolution against those enemies of the people, Kroeger, has begun! Rise up and fight for the glory of the true supermarket!

That's even funnier than Mr. Kim! Love it.

So true! That woman sounds terrible.

Me too! His stuff sounds like the Backstreet Boys.

Sounds sort of like schizophrenia...