I may be drunk, but I laughed.

I'd never heard of this, but dang, it works!

Great explanation!

But then wouldn't he be Old Santa in the past? Or would he just watch Young Santa and his gal(?) from the bushes?

Hmm, I think everyone's jumping on you cause it seemed like you said the opposite of that. The issue is that it isn't just pharmacist stink eye, but straight up lies and subterfuge, but you seem bothered by that too, so.... yay? We all agree!

Exactly! Every day I'm glad the internet hardly existed when I was a teenager.

I was pretty immature when I was 17, but the 31 year old I moved in with was not exactly a grownup by anyone's standards. I resent the implication that teenager girls aren't mature enough to choose partners, but I do acknowledge that they do have pretty bad taste if only from lack of experience. You can't just blame…

Damn, that could have been written now. Sigh.

'simply living together doesn't amount to being "married"'? It does in Canada after 2 years. Kind of annoying.

She ain't gettin' any younger!

Looking good Lamar! And by that I mean sketchy.

When people feel sympathetic towards something cute, like a puppy or baby, they worry about it and want to take care of it. It's annoying as fuckity though.

Her sons' names are HUNTER GREEN and FORREST GREEN.

"Women need to stop spreading their legs like peanut butter or rape is going to keep happening" I keep staring at this like it might eventually make sense. It doesn't.

Hello, everyone! We didn't see you there!

You hush about my future imaginary wife.

Well, I'm sold.

... So it's in French? NO? WHY SET IT IN PARIS THEN, DICKWEED?

Too many colors! Looks expensive tho.

GOTH PRIDE