With SPARKLES!

Perez Hilton, is that you?

Okay, WTF is going on here?

It would be nice if this doesn't get hundreds of outraged comments about how sugar is poison for dogs. Oh well.

Damn, I didn't know saving money on presents and getting out of family get together were such factors in breakups. Makes perfect sense, tho...

Very classy! You're better off, no, really!

I guess ALT got a male-only pass from Anna Wintour to allow him to be non-skinny at Vogue.

I did. Often if I tell BF I have my period, Im telling him I am mad or beginning to be so.

I am wearing my favorite pair of Hello Kitty undies with the blown out elastic! Do not judge!

Jerking it on camera while other male gamers doesn't count as gay, right? Cool.

Women have obvious motivation for dating white men: Western culture is easier on women. The expectations on a wife or even girlfriend in Asia are pretty intense. Probably less so these days, but still, Chinese mother-in-laws are formidable ladies, and not to be taken on lightly.

Oh man, Dylan Moran is another of my weird teenage crushes (there are many).

Oh man, I read the first paragraph and went to find a Jesse Williams photo, but the article beat me to it. Oh well, here ya go:

Goldfinger review: James Bond is pretty cool, I guess, but he's such a tramp! One star.

I know, that annoyed me too! I'm guessing that it's already a logistical nightmare without having to worry about stockings getting runs or snagged on the costumes and scenery, and also maybe they're kind of old fashioned now? But then why the suspender belts? Who knows?

Lip gloss?

If kids are gonna drink they're gonna drink! We drank vodka in high school.

Hells yeah!