"If you offer intimacy without commitment, the incentive to commit is eliminated." Well, yeah! The only reason men ever want to be around women is to bone them, duh. You have to trick the menfolk into knocking you up! They'll thank you later.

I just like to hide things in the back of my mouth, then challenge my guy to get them out! He loves it! I don't allow tongs any more though.

Bloodstains will go here!

Yeah, a dude designing them makes no sense! At least get some wimminfolk's advice!

|Oh man, I just got it. Like Count Dracula. I just figured it meant my lady parts are an evil vampire draining the life and blood from me. Not that I'm bitter. But seriously, ow.

Probably Josiah. Look at those ungodly short sleeves!

But just think how much harder the breakup would have been after 7 years!

I'd bet the dogs dug holes in the lawn and they're trying t0 discourage them. Strange way of doing it.

Damn that's a sturdy dog! What breed is it?

The revolution against those enemies of the people, Kroeger, has begun! Rise up and fight for the glory of the true supermarket!

That's even funnier than Mr. Kim! Love it.

So true! That woman sounds terrible.

Me too! His stuff sounds like the Backstreet Boys.

Sounds sort of like schizophrenia...

Thank you! Infuriating article!

I may be drunk, but I laughed.

I'd never heard of this, but dang, it works!

Great explanation!

But then wouldn't he be Old Santa in the past? Or would he just watch Young Santa and his gal(?) from the bushes?

I love this show! It taught that sake can be good if you get the fancy stuff!