Hmm, I think everyone's jumping on you cause it seemed like you said the opposite of that. The issue is that it isn't just pharmacist stink eye, but straight up lies and subterfuge, but you seem bothered by that too, so.... yay? We all agree!

Exactly! Every day I'm glad the internet hardly existed when I was a teenager.

Booooooooooo. That doesn't even cover my morning dildos!

I was pretty immature when I was 17, but the 31 year old I moved in with was not exactly a grownup by anyone's standards. I resent the implication that teenager girls aren't mature enough to choose partners, but I do acknowledge that they do have pretty bad taste if only from lack of experience. You can't just blame…

Oh man, I am wearing a flannel shirt. Ca-na-da, Ca-na-da!

Damn, that could have been written now. Sigh.

'simply living together doesn't amount to being "married"'? It does in Canada after 2 years. Kind of annoying.

He's still working on making it go PEW PEW PEW.

Oh man, I really want this. Such 3D indeed!

Maybe your beer bottles are tougher to open than mine, but I'm a girl with tiny hands and I just twist the caps off with my BARE HANDS. But I am Canadian. So, y'know.

She ain't gettin' any younger!

Looking good Lamar! And by that I mean sketchy.

When people feel sympathetic towards something cute, like a puppy or baby, they worry about it and want to take care of it. It's annoying as fuckity though.

Her sons' names are HUNTER GREEN and FORREST GREEN.

In Canada you have to actually buy the damn item to review it, which really limits my review-writing. How much longer shall we take this oppression, fellow Canadians? Let us write sarcastic reviews for ridiculous products, amazon.ca!

But wasn't the deal that the Hebrew/Greek/Aramaic word for "virgin" was the same as the one for young woman or girl? Kind of like "maiden" in English.

So devoted Ruth hooked up with a rich old dude cause her MIL told her too? Devotion! She didn't reallllly have a choice though, did she?

And verily, a totes ripped and oiled angel came down from Heaven, and totally grappled with Jacob all night, and verily it was super hot. And Jacob praised God, and God saw that it was super sexy, and said, Awww yeah, my child.

Yep, they're already doing it.

"Women need to stop spreading their legs like peanut butter or rape is going to keep happening" I keep staring at this like it might eventually make sense. It doesn't.