Goldfinger review: James Bond is pretty cool, I guess, but he's such a tramp! One star.

I know, that annoyed me too! I'm guessing that it's already a logistical nightmare without having to worry about stockings getting runs or snagged on the costumes and scenery, and also maybe they're kind of old fashioned now? But then why the suspender belts? Who knows?

Lip gloss?

If kids are gonna drink they're gonna drink! We drank vodka in high school.

Hells yeah!

Nice pussy.

Same for me with humans!

I feel your pain. SO frustrating, I'd picked out the boots I wanted, tried them on... NOPE. Grrr.

I've... never played Metroid. I was born in 1986 and my parents didn't approve of video games. I have a lot of catching up to do.

Canada would love to have you! I'll put the pancakes and bear sausage on for you!

If he treats her like that in public, what's he like in private?

I was blonde when I was a kid, and neither of my parents were. Luckily they were anglo-saxon!

Does she need to apologize for posting a douchey photo to Facebook? I'm owed a lot of apologies, in that case. This is a typical Pinterest "fitspo" photo.

Dudes get raped while drunk too, "Prudence".

Naw, man. Ginger beer every time.

Ugh, I didn't know The Chive had a regular "gap feature". Although a lot of the girls featured just had their feet apart, so of course there's a gap, and it's just pictures of butts that your school browser won't block as porn.... still weird, though.

I'll see your puppy and raise you mine (I don't know if that makes sense, I can't play poker.)

Sexy Oktoberfest zombie... hmm.

Is this supposed to be Cinderella? WUT.