Tina Fey was looking hawt! Hey, I just want to see the damn dresses.

For me, nine.

My god, what a gong show. The prosecutor seems to be a paranoid schizophrenic.

Bummer! So it isn't a gang thing like in Japan?

More like an F-cup! Like this girl's:

LOL, LOL indeed.

I think the old bathrobe is a great metaphor for depression. And I'd love to see an ad with a sad lady moping, then her happy and frolicking in the park, and then voiceover: "MDMA made me feel like me again! BUT SO MUCH BETTER!"

It's pretty common actually. Get a bigger bed?

Guns! See photo.

I was actually excited for a minute. Oh well, there's always whiskey.

Don't say stuff you know is going to upset someone, especially if it's something they can't change, like they look like a fat little boy, or a "lesbian volleyball player" as an ex once told me after a particularly traumatic haircut. But I never picked on his going bald. Guys can be very touchy about that and it would…

Some of these folks set their Dirt at 100.

Princess Bride joke.

And maybe if you ladies took a male relative with you everywhere you go, you wouldn't get assaulted!

I provided a long list of "invisible work" categories, discussed what needed to be done, divided up chores and posted lists. Didn't work, so we just lowered our standards. Wooo! But maybe it's poetic justice, because my mom did these to me when I was a kid. No stickers can make chore lists fun.

Hells yeah! And also guys, it's about being ready for if there's a storm and the power's out for a week, not just The Apocalypse.

I think this is from an old lad's mag, and is meant to be comedy.

The stone notebook link is wrong.

Me too! He was coming to GET ME. With his glowing finger of death!

The solution is to just have the (underwhelming) sex and get it out of the way. Once you realize you're not sexy-time compatible, you can move on! This may not work for everyone.