Yeah I guess I'm with Megyn Kelly on this one. As completely out of touch as Gwynyth is, why split hairs? Her hearts in the right place. I mean if it was a government funded research team it'd be six elderly men making statements about women's pay.

Luckily, as a feminist I doubt any cannibals would want to eat me at all, what with being so bitter.

yay!!!!

White people are scared of being in a minority? But, but...why? I mean, it's not like minorities in this country are treated badly...right?

Some people turn vegan for ideological reasons and still miss the taste / texture of all the non-vegan food. Can you really blame them for that?

Is there steak in that?

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.

Remember the good times when you weren't a gray? Yeah, those were AWESOME. COME AT ME, BRO!

My Mother in Law tells one of my all-time favourite stories about this kind of thing:

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

I believe these burgers should be free-range, organically grown lentil burgers, salted with the tears of women in drug-free labor. All of us lesbian shit-asses deserve nothing less.

Is it possible for some of our readers to get vegan nothing burgers? I don't want them to feel like we're not being sensitive to their needs.

THANKS OBRAMA.

For my second kid's birth, my epidural failed. Yep, apparently this is a thing that can happen. I had been in labor for about 12 hours and was exhausted. I got it just as things were getting intense, and was fine for about an hour. Then all of a sudden the pain came back full force, just as I was transitioning - the…

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My guess is asshole parents who want to brag about how their kid shot an Uzi in "my kid is cooler than your kid"-pissing contests

"Derp derp girl on girl movies, derp turning them queermosexual, derp derp derp!"

Women also produce some testosterone. Don't hit us either. Now give me a cookie for not hitting people.

idk

Sounds like an awesome game, but I doubt it'll do much to destroy the taboo around menstruation—that'll only normalize it to the people who have periods. In my opinion, the best way to remove the stigma and embarrassment is to STOP USING BLUE FOOD COLORING in tampon/maxi pad commercials. (*death-glare to old, white…