Very mad I don't have one of these right now.

Snickers Ice Cream Bars!!

Just the mention makes me want one! I may or may not have just searched for the closest dairy queen to my current location....

It’s It is the one true answer. A variety of ice creams, oatmeal cookie (no raisins, because the makers are calm of mind and resolute of spirit), chocolate shell. Thank you for attending my TED talk, no questions will be taken.

Dairy Queen Buster Bar.

I really like a Snickers ice cream bar, because the caramel is awesome. I will sometimes also groove on an old fashioned Good Humor almond or chocolate bar, because that’s what they sold in my school cafeteria.

That Blurred Lines decision was such a train wreck. 

I prefer Mindy Kaling's policy of never showing her daughter's face on social media

JESUS CHRIST THEIR FACES ARE SLIDING AROUND ON THEIR FACES. MADNESS REIGNS. THE ELDER GODS WOULD RISE, BUT THEY’RE TOO FUCKING CREEPED OUT.

Next season on “How Did This Get Made?”

I feel like this movie is a prank that has just got very out of control. 

Please neuter/spay. 

This would have been 1000% better if they had just used real cats.

Also, isn't that a bit of an unfair criticism of a 30 year old film.  Wishing the ending of a film was different *then* because you're sick of rom-co.s *now*.

If they hadn’t gotten together then there would have been no reason to add those adorable couples and their “how we got together” stories to the movie, and then I wouldn’t know to say “I knew the way you know about a good melon” at random times in my life- and obviously always when I am choosing a melon.

I think a quick glance at the False Equivalence wikipedia page oughta do it.

He apologized to his accuser. He doesn’t owe the planet the same apology.

If this had been just a shit night where one party wasn’t enjoying it as much because of some kink or action then that’d be one thing. However the original article does line up what I’d argue is some very serious consent issues on Aziz’s part.

Good review. I agree he maybe could’ve gone a little further, explaining how he (hopefully) now understands the difference between just getting consent and getting enthusiastic consent (the idea that of course no means no, but also yes means yes), and somehow making that funny.