1) why do we have a census/what are we hoping to learn here?

Very true, but the worst offenders were Hopper and Joyce IMO.

In the fine tradition of Danish Calypso songcraft, obviously.

For that matter, why aren’t they upset that the story ends happily?  That’s an even bigger departure from the source material than the singing.  

Children in cages? Silence. People of color murdered by the police? Not a peep. Atrocities committed by our government? No big deal. A fictional character portrayed by something other than a white woman? Burn it all to the ground and salt the fucking earth. This is why I don’t trust the 53% club next November. Give…

An imprimatur by Wintour! Someone who’s personal style aesthetic hasn’t really changed since 1995. I’m sure that Cardi B was breathlessly waiting by her fax machine and constantly checking her Motorola StarTAC for this grand pronouncement.

So, I was absolutely transfixed with Marianne Williamson. She was giving me all kinds of tipsy, gypsie auntie vibes, and I. am. here. for. it. lol

This would be like me saying ‘I have no kids, therefore I should not pay any taxes that go towards schools, child welfare programs or anything that has to do with children.’ How did these words make it to Mitch McC’s turtle beak??

Takei his words for it.

I disagree. This provides stability for the kids at what might be a complicated time for them, getting used to the idea of their parent being married to someone new. For all we know, one of the kids may have taken their parents’ divorce hard and may have been upset about the new marriage. Just because the two adults…

I suspect waaaay more people would do this if they had the means. Family dynamics are fraught, particularly with teens in the mix.

Is it really that hard to understand that people tend to want different things out of a relationship? They’re under the same roof the majority of the week, it doesn’t seem like that big a deal to sleep separately for three nights.

I love my husband more than life itself, but I wouldn’t mind one bit if we had, like, adjoining townhouses!

I’ve never lost my shit over the kitchen in a male-directed movie

I wish them luck on both this and their next marriages.

Okay! I know she takes a lot out of historical botanical illustrations. Sorry it wasn't what you were looking for!

I personally thought it was Shailene Woodley but am accepting suggestions in the comments below!

Guess what Moby, we believe her. As a former cute 18 year olds who was creeped on by 30+ year old men, we know it’s a thing dudes do. Log off and / or delete your account.

OH, totally. And car camping completely changed the vibe and two weekendness was it’s true death knell. 07 was my favorite time and I am super jealous you went to 04!