Take notes, Lena Dunham.

But which female SNL actor will portray him?? That is the real question.

The real question is: what does Kellyanne Conway owe to Feminism? Before first-wave feminism women weren’t allowed into universities and law schools. Before second-wave feminism her chances of being let into those schools would still have the been slim. Once out, she wouldn’t have gotten anywhere NEAR the White House…

I have thoughts.

Real bravery is stealing someone else’s children.

None of that was victim blaming. It’s common sense. Jesus Christ, it is getting so tiresome. No one can have an opinion on jezebel anymore.

“She doesn’t even go here”

Sorry, but if you’re only watching snippets, you’re not seeing the full satire on the industry. That’s your call, I don’t think everyone needs to like and watch the same thing, but if you want to critique it, you need to watch at least one full season.

Hopefully every once and a while the show tries to point to how bizarro it is.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

I bet they all own lizards.

wait can we discuss that end shot of Ashley (i think? i don’t watch that much) taking out her hair extensions and combing them with a fork?

She and her husband also run a German-themed Christmas store called The Christmas Sleigh.

Of course, just look at the guy:

I appreciate the sentiment, but the "definitely not in their league" qualification makes me kinda frowny-face.

I think her confusion (staged or real) about the underground railroad was far more embarrassing for her than pulling someone's hair.

I worked in a bookstore — a bookstore! — and had to clean up almost every bodily fluid and solid you can name. Poop, pee and puke in the children's section is a given, but on more than one occasion, I also had to clean droplets of menstrual blood off the floor, and there was one frequent visitor who seemed to have a…

It's gross, for sure, and I wouldn't want to experience this but uhhh... that's it. Sadly, this is just not that rare. It only takes one gross person.

People who know just what to do and have their shit together usually aren't very funny or compelling.