I’m okay with this. I also tend to use the number 13. I’ll take my chances. SPARKLE GLITTER GREEN ASTON MARTINS!!! need to happen more often.

Sounds more like something from The Inbetweeners.

Hose in different area codes

One non operational jet insulting another?

it’s even true across most of the 3 Series range in the U.S. whether you want four cylinders or six.

Yes, the other option is the 8-speed ZF automatic, and I love that transmission enough that I’d marry it if I could; it’s the best conventional torque converter-based auto around.

I ride motorcycles and have for over 20 years now. Have I passed people on a double yellow before when I was younger? Absolutely. Do I do it anymore? No way. Is it always wrong? Yes, for at least two reasons: (1) it means you are out of driver expectation (same as bicyclists running stop signs even when it’s “safe” -…

So... this technology renders the vehicle safe to drive behind Volkswagens?

Nogaro Blue spits in your face.

Don’t use logic. It scares them.

He spent so much on it, he can't afford shoes.

Kimi seemed unaffected by the gas.

I’m not saying they don’t. I’m saying those are the places that exemplify excess, corruption, lack of respect for the law, and a fixation on the image of wealth through very expensive supercars.

April 2000: I have finally purchased my dream car, brought it home, and now need only to register it to fully live the dream! Except I almost had the entire dream shattered because of one moronic DMV Clerk too proud to admit “I don’t know”...

The Tassels add +1/10 hp.

We all know how this gif ends

can jalopnik start a sub website that lists all of the open track days at every track in the usa. please. need this.

Never lift!! (Your fingers off the keyboard)

What’s crazy is that while everyone panned the iDrive back in the day, it ended up setting the tone for all in-car systems. Everything has an infotainment system now, whether it’s operated by touch screen or some controller, from the lowliest Versa to the modern 7-Series.