Tom Bodett has lots to answer for on this week’s Wait Wait...

Listening to that, and the comments he’s making, all I could think was, “Hey, you’re getting a taste of what it’s like to not be white in this country.”

I can’t bring myself to watch the video, because I can’t deal with this shit sober. I need at least three healthy drinks in me to even manage listening to this fuckwit. I’m starting to understand why everyone during the Cold War was raging alcoholics.

I just like Whit Stillman movies! Is that a crime?

I’d take Mattis. He’s competent, has a sense of duty and honor, and isn’t totally bonkers.

Ugh,that sucks. At this point I’m just like, “Do you think everything this admin is doing is insane? Yes? Okay, you’re cool.”

Shit, I’d take someone on the right at this point. I know so many diehard Republicans who despise the administration, protested Betsy De Vos, and voted for Clinton. It’s like bizarro-world in west Michigan right now. People I used to argue with all the time are commiserating with me. WTF?

I hope Obama keeps doing this whole “stripping the Volkswagen before I hand it over” thing. It’s brilliant.

As the late Robert McNamera said in The Fog Of War:

My girlfriend and I have been dating for three years now. We know we’re going to get married, but for us it was a question of geography. It’s taken us a long time to wind up in the same general area, let alone the same city.

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