I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

Being a pillow tester is far more physically dangerous than being a soccer player.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Lawrence Taylor still gets more box than UPS. Mostly because he works for FedEx now.

It's widespread changes like these that makes me think that Ballmer's Clippers will Excel during the 2014-15 NBA season.

Christ. You could practically weaponize Jim Nantz's voice slowed down.

Of course, when RG3 says "He was watching over me," he's referring to Malsumis, the Native American god of cruelty who has been plotting his demise since the day he was drafted.

"Fuckin' Julius!!!"

"Independence Day is not good if you're not 12, sorry."

when analzying the major scandal of the past 3 decades, the figure piece at the top corrupt institution either resigns for incompetence or because he lies/tries to cover it up. However in this post BENGHAZI world we are living in, things have been turned topsy turvy. If Obama gets to keep his job...then I compelled to…

BYU Player: [Writes "I love you, Mary!" on left shoe]

Have you seen the sleeveless 2nd Amendment ones?

Thanks for the videos, but I don't know how you guys got a clean copy without them pixelating the good stuff.

People in Vegas love the Cowboys because they've made so much money betting against them.

what's with the Raiders Lesotho county up in Northern California?

A few thoughts after many years on the Gawkerverse:

His new personal trainer.

I hope someone has taken the time to explain to Hammon that Boris Diaw asks everyone to make him a sandwich.

After the scuffle ends, Jay Cutler goes over to talk to Fuller and give him daps. Aw. Jay cares.