Drive through the central lower peninsula, and it’s not uncommon to be stuck behind someone driving a jacked-up pickup truck with not one, but two giant-ass confederate flags flying off the back.

Actions have consequences? What a novel concept!

If you like that, I have a modest proposal for you...

“But see, I had to make sure that these were the bad Nazis, okay? It’s so much easier to immediately denounce hate when you can just check the color of their skin.”

Shoot, I’m a white, Christian male, and I’m terrified. If it sucks this bad for me, I can’t imagine how bad it must suck for other people.

I’ve often thought about doing that. Both sides of my family came over from Germany to northern New England at about the same time, early 1700's. So my family records—as best as we can piece them together—go back that far.

I wonder if your uncle would have the same response if one of his neighbors had a literal ton of shit delivered.

Just don’t find this one...

An eye-opening look into the power of hindsight is The Fog Of War.

I agree. Unless is’s being eaten by someone who clearly grew up during the Depression, I have absolutely nothing but distain for anyone who orders a well-done steak. Anyone under 85 who orders a well-done steak is a fucking moron. I remember going to a restaurant in a big group of colleagues once, and someone ordered…

Christ on a bendy bus! He’s as useless as a marzipan dildo!

I said this elsewhere, but my girlfriend and I just got engaged, and I’m seriously wondering if we’ll be getting married next fall, or if I’ll be getting drafted to fight this asshole’s wars.

My girlfriend and I just got engaged, and now I’m legitimately wondering if we’ll be getting married this fall, or if I’ll be getting drafted to fight Trump’s wars.

Someone I know is a park ranger, and he has no idea what his future position is, but he knows he’s probably laid off.

Exactly. This.

Fuck off. If you people got to pull birther bullshit, bitch and moan, and claim Obama is a Muslim for 8 years, I get to mock El Tiny-Hands as much as I damn well please. This is still America, isn’t it?

Or better yet, John Le Carre and Martin Cruz Smith-based movies.

Some channel should run a marathon of movies based on Tom Clancy novels, since that’s the universe we apparently live in now.

Right? I feel like I accidentally jumped universes and woke up int the Tom Clancy Novel parallel universe. How the fuck is this real?

I’m in Holland, but I’ve lived in GH, St. Joe, and GR, and there is nothing like that stretch of 196 right around Hudsonville. That place is absolutely nuts.