“I am where Mentality has always come from. I am Mentality. I am an athlete. I am a scholar. I am a musician. I am an artist and a maker. I am also a fighter.”

FUCK YEAH ROB STARK!

Paul Woodrugh, Landscaper: “These trees. They have leaves all over them.”

You are pretty naive if you think Pierce Bronson didn’t hit that.

Oh yeah?

Nope. This is something that BOTH men and women do. But ONLY women are penalized and criticized for it. It’s not because it “sounds terrible.” It’s because sexism.

This is by no means a complete list.

This is by no means a complete list.

STAHP with the red velvet nonsense, everyone. It is gayroller literally just vanilla cake with a teaspoon of cocoa and a fuckload of artificial coloring. (Seriously, a BOTTLE of red food coloring in one cake!)

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered…

Mindy Kaling’s book was bad.

I don’t know... feels like a bit of reaching for me.

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

Am I supposed to feel bad for some Neanderthal fuck who was injured when his job was to kill the bull? This makes me nearly as happy as a story about drunk redneck fucks who have hunting accidents.

Guy deserved it. This barbaric “sport” is animal cruelty near its worst and should be banned.

This one is totally real.

Capitalist pigs, how dare you insult our glorious leader? Of course his divine hairdo is kept from the wind by his helmet. Rebel media is biased and will soon be crushed.

Nonsense! That wasn’t photoshopped at all. I know for a fact that Kim was there, because I climbed the mountain with him! See?