This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

Wow. Just wow. These fucking guys. You know how history looks at Joseph McCarthy in scorn? Welcome to the club you god damned shitlords.

So they studied in a program where the curriculum was a joke? Where they barely attended classes yet still earned a degree?

Please please please let all the entrances actually lead to moving vans headed for the coast to deposit them on pilotless garbage barges.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

Sessions does not differentiate between the performed tricks of David Copperfield

Really hoping this hope for sarcasm is sarcasm. The original was quite obviously sarcasm.

This narcissism. This adventure-seeking sociopathy.

For fuck’s sake. You’re right, it does say that. Here’s the full description in case it gets taken down:

Pretty sure you can’t decide when your being disrespectful or not, That’s what other people are for

Please do elaborate on my interests? Because Income inequality isn’t fixing racism and the supposition that it will is ignorant as all hell. Like it’s literally infuriating. As is the fact that Sanders voted for the same crime bill that they like to throw in HRC’s face. I’m old enough to remember the crack epidemic…

She probably doesn’t breast feed per grandma’s orders. Doesn’t want the child growing up sucking off the govt teat.

Mountain Dew, meth and buffalo cheeseburgers?

Spoken like a true dipshit that doesn’t understand what therapy dogs are. Fuck you and your fucking stupidity.

Oh, since they Pose a problem because they need an animal to keep them calm they just have to not have the ability to fly? Fuck them because of their ailments? You sound no better than these assholes. Because they annoy you doesn't mean you get to dictate how they travel.

This is why people with allergies should take appropriate medication before they enter situations where they might be exposed.

The people who clapped suck and this situations also sucked, but was perfectly preventable by the people who knew their kid had allergies.

Big difference between a service animal and an emotional support animal. Service Dogs should accompany their owners and you can ride cargo.

I’m 6' 3". I’m familiar with this hell.

Outstanding work as usual, I just read this entire post as a dramatic reading to my brother, we were in tears at the conservative girlfriend portion.