“If you close your eyes, he sounds like a wealthier, fatter Steven Seagal.”

World Exclusive: Athlete actually punished for dick-related incident.

You know, if I worked in marketing at Reebok, I’d do this deliberately to get millions in free advertising. Why spend revenue on publicity when the schmucks on the internet will do it for you?

That done, just embrace the backlash; have some flunkwit do a public apology; release them in womens’ size; sell out of those…