I always enjoyed the dark crystal / full house crossover episodes,

I have a couple very vocal Dump supporters on my facebook who have been more than happy to get all twisted up over the NFL, Eminem and how the fake news is just soooooooooooo mean to him. Yet they’ve all become oddly silent over his defunding the ACA. The optimistic part of me wants to believe that they are seeing the…

Trump and the President of the Virgin Islands got along so well, they spent the day together:

No real UK Update today as nothing really happened.

There was the bit where Philip Hammond (the Chancellor of the Exchequer and in charge of the pursestrings) was being interviewed on Sky News and called the EU negotiators ‘the enemy’.

I can’t stop thinking about him telling the Value Voters (or Hateville USA) that ‘today I spoke to the President of the US Virgin Islands, and things there are getting better’, because he has no clue that HE’S the President of the US Virgin Islands. Hilarious and sad at the same time.

She’s so pathetic that we’ll probably pull out of UNESCO to try and get that ‘tremendous’ trade deal with the US - you know the one where we sell our ‘innovative jams and marmalades’ and pig spunk and they come over and destroy the health service.

I would keep an eye on this - under previous Tory governments, the UK ‘bravely’ followed the US and Israel in withdrawing from UNESCO for exactly the same reason. The last Labour government reinstated our membership in 1997.

The man is so uncultured I doubt he’s ever even eaten yogurt.

Seeing as this site just ran a Project Runway article, the idea of boycotting everything TWC related doesn’t seem to be that much of a consideration right now.

Along with his pal Bibi, Trump withdrew the United States from UNESCO. Really.

Since when did he believe in God? Is he “cramming for the final” because he’s just one tweetstorm away from a massive stroke/heart attack/choking on a greasy chunk of KFC. Or is it because he feels at home with the evangelicals because they are as corrupt and hypocritical as he is.

what’s a few dead Americans if we can prevent women from controlling their own reproductive health?

Never mind that Trump is practically the literal description of the Antichrist. I mean it would be hard to come up with a less Christ-like man than Donald Trump. Or maybe they’re hoping he’s the Antichrsit because they think he’ll hasten the ‘end times’.

I got a chuckle out of the fact that the “Yellowstone Super-Volcano Likely to Erupt Much Sooner Than Originally Thought” trending item on Facebook since yesterday is subtitled: “Faster, please.”

I’ve said it a million times.. he WANTS a war.. he needs a WAR.. and he’s stoking a lot of them (nuclear war with NK and Iran).. and now stoking the flames of a religious war. And that’s a war in which NO one can win.. ideological wars never end because there is no singular “them”.. one that has no boundaries, age,…

Let’s order each and every one member of that organization a Swedish-made penis enlarger. As a holiday present.

We have conquered Christmas and made slaves of its inhabitants. Now, on to Arbor Day!

Jesus Christ. Speaking of people who have nothing to do with this story...