Melania, honey, whatever you paid for that suit was too much. It’s very unflattering.

This woman is pretty clearly mentally ill.

Potatoes have eyes everywhere!

That’s awful.

I wonder if it will have her old face.

I certainly hope they discussed it and she’s okay with it because otherwise this is creepy stalkerish behavior. And creating a project that literally makes your ex the focal point of your job for possibly years to come doesn’t strike me as healthy either.

Or it will just get cancelled after a handful of episodes. The premise seems limited.

Thing is, it’s not actually a terrible idea for a sitcom. Coming from anyone else, I’d think it was kind of clever. Coming from him, it seems a little bitter.

Hey to be fair, making a sitcom about your ex is a much healthier way to deal with lingering feelings than being a creepy stalker or something.

“Divorce is hard. Sharing custody is harder. Sharing custody with the British Royal family when your wife marries a prince, in the unforgiving spotlight of London’s tabloid media, is next level.”

Wait, wasn’t that an episode of HIMYM?

When life gives you lemons...

She looks like the result of Meg Ryan getting the Robert-Downey-Jr.-Tropic-Thunder treatment. 

The doctors that did that to her should be fired.

It withstanding the obvious body dysmorphia and general idiocy that makes her think she can just decide to change races, those boobs look so damn painful. How? Why?!

That stood out to me. I’ve had some truly awful experiences with nurses vs. loved ones lately, and I think some of them have a God complex.

I like that, in the same vein as the coffee pods, all the pizza in “The Good Place” appears to be Hawaiian.

The most sickening part of the story is that a FUCKING NURSE, who understands the medical situation, called Border Patrol on the parents of a 2 MONTH OLD INFANT in surgery. And I fucking guarantee that Nurse Nancy considers herself a good christian woman when she tells the story to her bible study group after church…

I’m fairly certain Trump equates caring with weakness.

That’s not normal human behavior. That’s sociopath behavior. I guarantee these ICE agents are enjoying every damn moment of their jobs because they enjoy ruining lives legally.