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As a card-carrying Munniac, I am constantly rooting for her success and find her to be a welcome presence in any film

Not gunna lie; that does sound almost exciting.

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On the other hand, absolutely EVERYTHING can be said in a Scottish accent. The Scots have won the long game of British accents.

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Well they taught you wrong. Go to Italy and listen to how they pronounce it.

Not as ridiculous as “urrrrrbs” for a word that begins with a fucking aitch.

tell italians that

No, it is not wrong.

Because that’s how Italians say it. And they say ‘rizz - ott (as in hot)- oh, not Yankified weird rizz - oh (as in go)- toe for risotto. Yanks can’t seem to say short vowel sounds, for some weird reason. Carl - os becomes Carl - ohse, Monet the painter (pronounced Monn -ay) becomes Yankified to Moan -ay. It just

In Portuguese, the word ‘pasta’ means briefcase. So, at least in 1991 Lisbon, to refer to pasta in a general sense, they (or at least my then-boyfriend’s family) would say ‘macaroni’ which I found adorable.

Pasta is supposed to be said with a flat a.

I remember, having read an article in Jane in the late 90s about the Mercury 13, I was really aggravated when Glenn wangled another trip into space as a geriatric, under the excuse of “doing tests to see how the elderly respond to things in space” or some such nonsense, to justify the cost. An interview was done

Meanwhile the Soviets put a woman up in 1963, Valentina Tereshkova, a factory worker (and amateur skydiver) who went on to earn a doctorate in Engineering.

Wow, didn’t know John Glenn was so sexist. Sure, it was the 1950s, but testifying and going out of his way to keep women out of space programs? Damn.

Right. Finally a classy first lady too, what with her fake degree, visa violations, and grift. Not like that bare armed hussy lawyer, who just had to go and be Black!

This man is the President of America.

I’m sorry, I know you all know and lament that fact, that is just the only thing I can think of to say whenever he does shit like this (i.e. all the time). This man is the President of America! This man is the President of America!? This man is the President of America??

This is our punishment for enjoying a classy, sane president for eight years

Be advised I just reported Trump’s twitter threat against Secretary Clinton to the Washington DC office of the FBI at 202 324-3000. Call now. He is an antisocial mentally ill sociopath.

One day last week when I woke up to both my home internet and cellphone service being completely out. Since im pretty decent about paying my bills, I like flipped the hell out a little bit. My first thought was seriously that we’d been attacked or some shit went down overnight. Not sure I would have thought that a

He really needs to stay away from social media, he is going to get us killed with his damn tweets.

Is this the part where he’s bringing honor and dignity back to the White House? ‘Cause I hear he’s doing that, you guys.