I love how most people are putting up pictures of themselves looking cute at prom, with kittens, in their cheerleading outfits, hugging their Mom, at a fricking beauty pageant - going ‘oh, I was so awkward and fugly!’. And everyone goes ‘Aw, so cute.’

He’s also Malcolm McDowell’s nephew.

Or, if it’s twins, True and Due West.

Yup, both born the same year as the British Queen.

Since this was (I hope) actually just a joke, don’t worry. I don’t really expect a tiny Trump is in the offing.

IVF.

Aren’t we old fashioned? Fifty is nothing these days. Women are having babies in their seventies.

When people ask me when I’d go back to (and I’m a white European woman) I’m like, ‘errr... 1997 was quite nice, maybe?’. Because being a woman before around 1990 pretty much sucked compared to how things are even now.

I had this horrible thought...

Probably time to get out there then. Big world and all that.

For a moment I was going ‘oh god, tell me JLaw isn’t somehow dating this particular older guy now’. Like, I’m surprised, but not totally surprised?

It’s so huge even dog rehoming charities are making videos with their own versions:

As an English speaker who immigrated to a non-English speaking country with like five words of the language - these English-only people are all cruel bastards who should be made to experience how tough and lonely it can be, how much work (and often money) it takes to learn another language.

Well, frankly I’m a bit sad that you’ve mentioned that, I hadn’t realised you were one of those.

The director of a dog movie’s name is Lasse?

And don’t even get her started on Scottish independence.

I think they mean his mouth is sad. As in bouche=mouth, amuse=amuse.

And I thought ‘All Dogs Go To Heaven’ was kind of a depressing premise for a movie.

Where did they think he was going to go when he was washed into the end of the watercourse with no way out? Idiots. They could have designed the course to wash him into a shallow access area at the end. Poor pup.

Anyone else remember that YA book series ‘The Face On The Milk Carton’? I loved those books. This is basically that story.