I don’t know why people don’t use Latin@ instead of Latinx. (Latinx makes me think of some kind of laxative when I see it written that way).

‘British Bonds, Scottish Bonds...’

What? Do you live in the UK? Because practically all eggs in Spain are poopy and/or feathery. So it actully is common in some parts of Europe.

Please don’t.

I was watching an old MST3K episode yesterday and they mentioned her for some reason.

We already know what his response would be:

And all DEATHs love cats. (Even the Death Of Rats).

I just saw that Trump’s just cancelled his press conference and isn’t going to tell anyone what’s happening to his business interests until January now. Maybe.

Well, in eight years he’ll be 78 years old. Time to pass the presidency over to Ivanka or Don Jr.

Or The Daily Heil.

‘All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth’.

The Outer Limits usually had more hopeful or uplifting endings. The resusitated murderer would be killed again in a car accident or the time-trapped little girl on the tricycle wouldn’t be hit by the truck.

The people who fuck up your life are usually first to tell you that your problems that have caused you aren’t real.

We’ll all be far more angry if the Hard-Right get into power across Europe. It’s awful that Merkel is doing this, and I completely understand why she has to do it to save all women from something so much worse.

They seem to have made their kids’ names an A-Z twin joke. I’m assuming they literally stuck a pin in the dictionary.

Write in answer: Santa is Turkish.

Don’t forget Poland. And maybe Austria and Italy.

Just waiting for him to start breeding roses.

They still do. And not just the rich. Last year at a work lunch a normal middle class woman told me that her son and daughter-in-law were sending their daughter away to boarding school at age four.

Meh, Kate Bush announced recently that she’s a huge fan of British Prime Minister (second, more right wing, reincarnation of Margaret Thatcher) Theresa May.