I had this horrible thought...

Probably time to get out there then. Big world and all that.

For a moment I was going ‘oh god, tell me JLaw isn’t somehow dating this particular older guy now’. Like, I’m surprised, but not totally surprised?

It’s so huge even dog rehoming charities are making videos with their own versions:

As an English speaker who immigrated to a non-English speaking country with like five words of the language - these English-only people are all cruel bastards who should be made to experience how tough and lonely it can be, how much work (and often money) it takes to learn another language.

Well, frankly I’m a bit sad that you’ve mentioned that, I hadn’t realised you were one of those.

The director of a dog movie’s name is Lasse?

And don’t even get her started on Scottish independence.

I think they mean his mouth is sad. As in bouche=mouth, amuse=amuse.

And I thought ‘All Dogs Go To Heaven’ was kind of a depressing premise for a movie.

Where did they think he was going to go when he was washed into the end of the watercourse with no way out? Idiots. They could have designed the course to wash him into a shallow access area at the end. Poor pup.

Anyone else remember that YA book series ‘The Face On The Milk Carton’? I loved those books. This is basically that story.

I don’t know why people don’t use Latin@ instead of Latinx. (Latinx makes me think of some kind of laxative when I see it written that way).

‘British Bonds, Scottish Bonds...’

No escape from reality.

I can’t imagine how awful it would be to lose your mom at Christmas.

And Brexit.

What? Do you live in the UK? Because practically all eggs in Spain are poopy and/or feathery. So it actully is common in some parts of Europe.

Please don’t.

I was watching an old MST3K episode yesterday and they mentioned her for some reason.