We already know what his response would be:

And all DEATHs love cats. (Even the Death Of Rats).

I just saw that Trump’s just cancelled his press conference and isn’t going to tell anyone what’s happening to his business interests until January now. Maybe.

Well, in eight years he’ll be 78 years old. Time to pass the presidency over to Ivanka or Don Jr.

Or The Daily Heil.

‘All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth’.

The Outer Limits usually had more hopeful or uplifting endings. The resusitated murderer would be killed again in a car accident or the time-trapped little girl on the tricycle wouldn’t be hit by the truck.

The people who fuck up your life are usually first to tell you that your problems that have caused you aren’t real.

We’ll all be far more angry if the Hard-Right get into power across Europe. It’s awful that Merkel is doing this, and I completely understand why she has to do it to save all women from something so much worse.

They seem to have made their kids’ names an A-Z twin joke. I’m assuming they literally stuck a pin in the dictionary.

Write in answer: Santa is Turkish.

Don’t forget Poland. And maybe Austria and Italy.

Just waiting for him to start breeding roses.

They still do. And not just the rich. Last year at a work lunch a normal middle class woman told me that her son and daughter-in-law were sending their daughter away to boarding school at age four.

Meh, Kate Bush announced recently that she’s a huge fan of British Prime Minister (second, more right wing, reincarnation of Margaret Thatcher) Theresa May.

Don’t smoke, kids. Or you’ll end up looking like Nigel Farage.

He looks like a blue-eyed Peter Andre.

That sounds a lot like Nanny Ogg’s ‘Banana Surprise’ from the Discworld books.

Being homesick sucks. It’s so tough when you’re far from home and people just aren’t quite on the same page as you. It’s really lonely. I’m sorry you have to go through this away from people who are in exactly the same boat.

Yesterday, some guy from Golden Dawn (the Greek Nazis) was congratulating Trump and saying how pleased he is that there is now an American president now supports ‘racial purity’, just as they do.