“Patiently and over her protests, Jules made her lie on the bed, legs spread apart. He had an extra doctor’s bag in his apartment and it was open. He also had a small glass-topped table by the bed which held some other instruments. He was all business now, examining her, sticking his fingers inside her and moving them…

Lucy Mancini’s Garage Twat and Sonny’s Monster Dong had to be intended as a metaphor of some kind, right? It had to be.

Cavernous Vagina, Freakish Penis

I read the book while on a cross country move to go to grad school. My mom was driving, and I took the book out.

I remember reading the book a long ass time ago and even then I could never decide if Mario Puzo was sexist and racist or if he just wrote a very convincing world and characters that way.

I was so mystified by the entire Lucy story — especially the doctor and his cure — that I really, really thought somehow some pages from some other book had been mistakenly bound in my copy of The Godfather.

“She pointed it into her own wet turgid flesh” and “then the crawly flood of semen over her thighs” are our generation’s cellar door.

Only paralleled by the underage sewer gang bang in “It” in terms of “...the FUCK did I just read!?”

The description somehow undersells the bizarre nature of the vagina subplot in The Godfather. Her whole arc is about how no man is satisfied with her cavernous vagina—except for Sonny Corleone, whose own freakish penis had never before encountered a woman who could handle it without agony.

A Song of Ice(berg lettuce) and Fries

Either Bran wakes up after his initial fall in Season one with a “Has father left yet?”, or...

all starks die (except sansa), cersei dies, jamie dies, daenerys dies, white walkers die, dragons die, all weirwoods die. time of magic ends. tyrion invents democracy, remaining main characters become representatives from their houses. normal folk are totally OK with that. game of thrones is over. kings road is safe.…

Who wins the Game of Thrones? The Aristocrats!

They find out the Night King’s real weakness was love all along, and he agrees to stop his war against the living once someone gives him a great big hug.

...It will be surreal. A giant french fry will drop from the sky onto Westeros as a pink fleshy hand closes a book and a booming voice solemnly states:

*gets* to

That sounds like a terrifying moment that you could laugh about for the rest of your life.

Women:  Are there really men that randomly fly into an entitled rage about not getting to have sex with you (hours after meeting you)?  Do men really act all cool for weeks and then start crying and call you a cock-tease (like last week in the Jessa story)?  Have you ever been pissed on without your permission?

I haven't seen tonight's episode yet, but being that I am a white male, I feel a strong desire to tell you all how terrible this show is.  Sure, I watch plenty of mediocre television and never feel the need to criticize or scrutinize it, but my sexism - which I will deny and call "objective analysis" - is fueling my…