Do you answer, "Because he asked impertinent questions about other people?"

You wanna know what really steams my bean…they let that strumpet right back out on the streets.

I loved The Man With One Red Shoe. Dabney Coleman, man. Tearing up those roses while yelling, "Why don't we just put up a sign that says, 'Spies Inside, Inquire Within?'"

No one ever remembers Night Shift, and it was fucking hilarious.

The dress-ripping was planned beforehand, so I don't know that it could be called "heinous." But it always bugged me that the nipple got all the attention, and no one bothered to consider whether having a white man rip off a black woman's clothing on live national television was actually a good idea no matter what…

Having seen The Lone Ranger, I'm willing to bet it was at least twice as good as this (we actually really enjoyed it, overall).

Yeah, I really wish people had never gotten the idea that it was cool to teach kids to be cynical shits who hate everything. They'll do that themselves, in their own way; raising them to think the world they live in and all the people in it are hideous maggots who deserve to die doesn't serve them or anyone else well.

Yes, at all of the sleepovers I attended as a teenager, conversation eventually turned to how Hitler was right. It's a favorite topic of teenage girls.

I cannot imagine why this only got one upvote.

Because it's fun, and shows enthusiasm, and makes us feel united in the experience? I love when people clap after movies. We know the performers etc. can't hear us and don't know we're clapping, but it's like our way of collectively turning to each other and saying, "That was awesome, wasn't it?" Only without having…

Sorry if I seemed to be harshing on you; it was the line in the review that got me, and your comment seemed to be a repeat of it, if you know what I mean. I totally get your point, and yeah, what kids reading comics think, "This is just stupid?" Some of the stuff I remember from comics I read as a kid is/was kind of…

Because he was raised by humans, and so learned how to emulate the best of us.

I don't get this "every kid wants to know if Batman could take [Character]," stuff. Even a kid should know the answer to that (my kids certainly do).

How so?

"I felt like they were taking it personally that I was trying to grow up their character."

He's wonderful, isn't he? There's something about his face that just projects goodness and morality.

In a flat kind of way.

It's quite an opposing view to the MCU, isn't it? On the one hand there's, "With great power comes great responsibility," and on the other there's, "Eh, let them all kill each other and live in hopeless misery, because you don't owe humanity shit, man! You can just fly off to some other planet to live if you want to,…

And herbal tea!

That's a really good point, but ninety-nine percent of the time, it's not the guy stalking around trying to look intimidating that you really need to watch out for. It's the guy leaning against the wall in the corner, barely seeming to pay attention, who'll beat you half to death in a hot minute; he doesn't pose…