Wait, why is naproxen oooooooh. Oh. Crap. Well, I’m really glad I read this post now as opposed to in a couple of months when I start trying. So thank you in advance.

Yup. But if you’re taking Naproxen/Aleve just start taking tums and/or Prevacid with them now, it may delay the ulcers for a few more years. Ulcers suck.

The pregnant thing is what always gets me (furiously angry), like the entire reason to be responsible for another human is only to avoid extreme pain. WtheseriousF?