Forgot the damn thing was on; wasn’t going to watch much of it, anyway (I just want to vote, already); tuned in right as Joe Biden was stuttering like crazy; changed back to what I was watching.

I don’t think that the issue here is the *existence* of the wine cave. It sounds fancy, but it’s a practical thing that exists.

there is no universe in which that creature knows the word ‘indelible’

Which Sentences Do You Think Donald Trump Actually Wrote Himself In His 6-Page Letter to Nancy Pelosi

That may be true for some people but being on a really strict diet and exercise regime can absolutely get some people these results in a year without steroids or any other chemical help.

It’s much more special and personal to give someone a plastic card with a corporate logo on it.

When GWB said, “Americans already have health care. It’s called the emergency room,” even his answer was better than whatever Pete said.

If you can afford a $250 drink and a $400 dollar meal you can afford a $50 tip.  GFY and stop being a rich asshole.

Since I’m willing to pay $248 for a single drink, the $50 isn’t going to cause me any financial harm,

If you can afford the $250 pour and have, you can afford the %20 tip. You are not being frugal by tipping less, you are just being cheap. If you want to be frugal, don’t spend $250 on a pour.  Choose a more frugal option.  If you are fine with being cheap, go for the $250 pour and leave a lousy tip.

If you can afford $250 a slug, then it is even more important that you tip generously. Forget 20%, you should be tipping 50% at least. You parasitical rich bastard. The 1% are the cheapest douchebags on the planet.

If you can afford the $250 drink, you can afford the tip. But buy the bottle instead. If a single pour costs $250, the bottle probably costs $500 - 1000 and you will get 12 large pours instead of 1 small one.

The dude committed suicide. What the hell makes you think he was thinking of such things? 

I would put myself in the “meek” category, although I don’t think “meek” is a good description.  I park in the open space near the end of the lot, and generally get into the store before the people driving around looking for a close-in space find one.  And when I’m ready to leave, I don’t have to wait for the people…

Oh honey. Are you okay? Are you safe? I was married to an abusive alcoholic and it never gets better. I think you need to go to someplace safe and claim the need for relaxation as the excuse or a “woman" problem only your mother would understand. Men can be ignorant of our anatomy and general human empathy. Keep you…

The second you leave work on Wednesday. 

Man, I’m just surprised you know how to use Kinja. Good job granddad. Next week we’re learning the instagram. 

So as a Gen-X, can I tell you how much I’m loving this?

These articles tend to pop up but good luck finding a reasonable empty-leg trip that actually fits your schedule - no matter how flexible you are.

How to rent a private jet: