See, I like romaine because it’s sturdy and crunchy. Whatever floats your boat.

Their normal tea (like a sencha or Earl Grey, etc.) is actually really good. The black tea isn’t necessarily Fortnum and Mason good, but they’ve got quality tea there mixed in with the fruit tisanes and actual candy blends.

“tea is a duchess, coffee is her maid”

Mine had no pre-bagged leaves of any kind the other night (no romaine, spinach, spring mix, arugula, baby kale...nada). It was like a greens apocalypse.

NO! You suck! Tea is amazing.

I only get my hair cut/colored 2-3x a year.  It usually does not fall around the holidays, so I do not tip extra.  But if it is around the holidays, I would give more, like the 30% you suggest.  

Green leaf lettuce is a thing, and it looks similar to romaine.

Between this article and the one on tea, Jezebel is full of lies today! Romaine has a beautiful crunch to it that is unparalleled amongst lettuces (except for iceberg, which we all know only tastes of water). All salad greens are not created equal, but if you want a hearty lunch salad romaine is the best green that…

This is a horrible arugula take. Spicy greens are awesome. 

Is it only around me where every grocery store is now out of every type of lettuce- no romaine, no iceberg, not even those plastic hydroponic leaf lettuce heads. The whole aisle in 3 grocery stores I went to were all filled with bags on baby spinach only.

“I’m not big into tea but here’s my treatise on the topic.”

I’m not big into tea but a good tieguanyin oolong is 100% worth the high price. Also a smoky lapsang souchong. Or a warm earthy genmatcha. But that said, most teas sold to western audiences in supermarkets suck monkey balls.

It’s a combination of liking tea and hating how susceptible I am to clickbait articles like this one.

As a tea drinker who wants the world to simply acknowledge that tea exists so I can order it and not be served a lipton tea bag of garbage, I thank you for this free publicity.

Yes, but.

Sweet tea isn’t really tea though, it’s just sugar water with some coloring :P

Hey now. This is literally professional trolling, and you know it.

Right, that’s it. You Yanks have gone too far this time.

Makes sense. I guess if it’s close enough to the holidays it’s clear that it is a special occasion type of tip and not just an increase in my usual amount (don’t want her to take offense on my next, post-holiday visit). Don’t get me wrong—I love my hair stylist!—but yeesh on the 100% tip. And also, am I overthinking…

Make the herbal tea and then pour some of the Four Roses into it. Tea and booze is an underrated combination.