Good God, woman, you were the one that got away! Your mom literally ran until she hit the ocean to keep you away from the all-rotting radioactive aura that is Klan Dump! Why in the name of all the saints are you thirsting with such fervor for approval from this morally bankrupt horror show of…

Tiffany Trump is like that girl who adds you on FB (even though she ignored you back in junior high) & has “School of Hard Knocks” under Education. The only thing stopping you from unfriending her is all the awesome drama on her wall.

If I were that rich, I wouldn’t drive if I had a fricking hangnail.

FFS, you’re still worth (tens of? hundreds of?) millions of dollars. Why the hell are you driving yourself anywhere at 3AM?

He should’ve used the driver.

Impaired driving is impaired driving. I don’t care if it’s booze, Percocet or anything else - if you are even slightly impaired, don’t get behind the wheel.

Thank you, I’ve often wondered if eventually I can get away with just saying “eh” and not shaking. I really prefer not to touch any man hands that aren’t necesaary. I once watched my boss and my coworker leave a bathroom without washing. I was waiting outside the door to give someone directions to a meeting. I later…

There’s the Eddie Izzard method. React as anyone else would when someone deliberately inflicts pain on them. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! You bastard! I hope you die in a car crash.”

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

Yeah, every 18 months could easily be every other project she works on.

Further to your point, isn’t movie production a slow process? Like, is 18 months every other film? I’d say that’s pretty good - but I agree, her delivery was awkward.

I’m not gonna demonize her for this, as odd as it came out. Her heart is in the right place. She seems like a good person who is willing to evolve. And with the lack of female directors getting as easy funding as men, every 18 months sounds pretty good, especially with the clout and star power she holds in…

Man, if you are acting the fool such that Oprah Winfrey gets World Legend Sidney Poitier to take a break from his birthday to tell your ass to act right, you had better straighten up and fly right. That is no joke.

JESUS CHRIST THERE’S ALWAYS ONE COMMENTER

Then why the fuck are you not only reading Dirt Bag, the daily gossip column, but trolling the comments? Seems like you should have better thing to do, but here you are.

You’re right. Perry and Corden should use the platform of Carpool Karaoke to talk about the real issues.

There were attacks in February (Louvre), March (Ile-de-France), and April (Champs-Elysees and Gare du Nord).

That’s not really fair. As goddamn stupid as this is, it was taped before Manchester. It’s not like Katy interrupted a live broadcast of the events last night to be all “but wait, my dancers.”

It sounds like they had a 30-day contingency clause, and when they gave notice they would exercise that right, they got fired. Just like howe so many employers get pissy and fire an employee who gives a two-week notice. Generally the same employers that get mad if you DON’T give notice.

But that’s how employment works. There’s no guarantee that your employee will stick around forever, and I would guess that in the entertainment/dance world, you come to expect that people leave productions for other jobs.