Thank you for typing that out. It was lovely. Such a great ... remembrance? IDK if that’s the right word ... about your da. <3

My dad has been gone just over 3 years now. It sucks ass and I miss him every day. Maybe I’ll have a little tipple tonight just for him.

Thanks for the tip! This is new information to me. I’ve been trying to stay away from any rice but totally going to look up converted rice now.

What a confusing photo. What time is it? Is that bubbly leftover from last night? Is it a dancey brunch situation with the coffee AND bubbly? What is even going on?

Oh, Jesse.... I hope you are living your best life rn.

And suddenly I’m jealous he has a television he can watch while he’s sitting on the toilet.

That explains it. Biebs has been collaborating with some great people lately which also explains why I am liking his songs and having to defend myself when people catch me listening to a damned Justin Bieber song.

I’m not gonna lie - The White House looks pretty cool. The rest of the photos made me cringe in one way or another.

YES. I have a travel coffee mug when I go and it ain’t filled with coffee (or tea).

You seem overly defensive about self control and overeating. Are you projecting, by any chance? Just a question. A rhetorical one.

IMNSHO you should buy AppleCare for every Apple product. I once got a (new) replacement iPhone 4S just a week before the warranty ran out. I loved that phone and was quite happy to just keep going along with it for that much longer. Plus, the Apple staff are just so helpful and empathetic when you’ve screwed something…

I just bought this toy for my grandson for Christmas. On a scale of 1 to Evil Bitch how evil am I? I am envisioning these mf-ers all over their house and being stepped on by everyone.

TIL: My mom really does hate me. She gave me a lot of these gifts for my kids, including Koda, the GIANT FUCKING DINOSAUR when I was married to a hoarder and had no room for it at my house. There was a twist, though: I told my daughter that Koda had to live at grandma’s house because we had no room for it in ours.

I’m sorry, but I disagree. If someone somewhere - anywhere - did anything ethically inappropriate or even questionable we should hold it over their heads for the rest of their lives, even if (maybe especially if, since they admitted wrongdoing) they apologized. And if they sincerely apologized? Well, hoo doggie, they…

They talk about it in the last video, so people should not watch that video. (The rest are safe.)

Oh, yeah, sorry. I didn’t mean to imply Jezebel gave her that moniker. I just meant I only know Markle from Jezebel. My whole rant was directed at her half-sister as well as anyone else who calls women “pushy” or “bitch” just because they aren’t always sweet. Sorry for the confusion.

So... I only really know who Markle is from Jezebel. But it seems like she’s a successful woman with her own career who happens to be seriously dating a prince. Good for her! Can we please get over the labeling of successful women? “Pushy” ... please. She just should have come out and said “Bitchy Princess” because…

Freaky grapes are my favorite! I’m pretty sure I’ve had Cabernet Gros but I don’t think I’ve had Cabernet Blanc and now I must seek it out.

Your dad is good people.

OK. Kiwi Savvy Bee is my new band name.

Wow, you received third degree burns from milk you microwaved and it only hurt for 10 days? You must have some super power. GTFO.