Thank you for the link. I hate it when people are idiotic about this particular lawsuit.

Sorry. It wasn’t a stunt and if you were even educated on that particular lawsuit you would know that. She received THIRD DEGREE BURNS. Initially all she wanted was compensation for her medical bills. McDonald’s refused her request(s) so she lawyered up.

You’re absolutely correct and I love your analogy. It’s like saying Sunny D is orange juice or Velveeta is cheese.

Wow. Maybe you should buy a bottle of real champagne and then join the rest of us when you get a shitty substitute.

Snark if you want but this is definitely an issue everywhere. When we got off the Great Wheel in Seattle after my now-husband proposed, we were promised two glasses of champagne. What did we get? Shitty sparkling wine. I don’t even think it was cava or prosecco. I didn’t care (and I never do since I realize that…

Maybe she sees what I see and that he needs a mom.

Difference: I’m not crazy so you won’t catch me at his house (or forums, or anywhere else fans go to stalk celebs).

ILU for this gif. So many times I have said this and/or have wanted to.

Bathing or banging totally makes sense. This is weird to say in my “out loud voice” but I’ve totally seen the hem of my boss’ since he likes to wear shorts at work. His shorts aren’t really short but when he sits in a chair across from me occasionally I’ll see the special underwear. I’m not trying to look, really! I…

This show made me a Ted Danson believer.

We agreed to watch it separately since, apparently, syncing up 22 minutes of our days is impossible.

Pretty sure not vegan. Or, if he is, he’s the cool kind who is still okay with leather goods.

My body is ready! Call me, Ewan! My husband surely won’t mind. Surely?

Real talk: I love Ewan. I met him once. He was very nice and smelled amazing. Lovely man and my #1 celebrity crush. However, I really hope this doesn’t send him into any downward spiral with drinking or whatever because I do not want him to end up…

Those definitely exist. Not sure if it’s true that they basically keep them on all the time (well, a fresh pair, hopefully).

“Casper role play”!!! Aahahahahahahahahahaha

UGH. Because you will be scarred for life, kids! Also, there’s no way in hell I would want to take “that” parent’s phone call.

Holy shit. No one needs to see a suicide/death scene. And I say that as someone who has experienced it (but weirdly grateful my experience was less gruesome than I imagine Kurt’s was). It will haunt me for the rest of my life.

And, even just experiencing images. I was accidentally watching TV when they showed the…

If someone checks my garbage they have bigger problems than my taking a piece of Susie’s banana bread just because she was pushing it on me and I had to do it in order to get her to go to the next coworker.

Thanks.

I don’t go that far but when someone brings in pastries and people start touching all of them and slicing them with a knife which has a cleanliness factor or who the fuck knows I nope out of there really quickly. And I’m not even a true germaphobe.

But, really, what is the difference between throwing it out and eating it? Nothing. And if you take two bites and are done, well, throw it out.