Congrats.

It’s okay. You can take your time! Seven seasons weren’t written in a day!

Counterpoint: Xander should have died in the first season.

Goddammit, Xander. Get some fucking help. PLEASE.

Not that I actually would, mind you, if I met him IRL. I probably won’t meet him so I don’t have to even have that internal dilemma.

Bobby Flay reminds me of the kid in elementary school who used to bully me so now whenever I see him I want to punch him in the face. Oh, also, from what I can tell he, himself is an asshole so I feel like punching him in the face.

I almost spit out my coffee. Wowwwwww.

Your comment needs wayyyyyyyyyy more stars.

Ditto. Miley on The Voice reminded me why I have such a soft (often unexplainable) soft spot in my heart for her.

OK, I will go back and read what you so painstakingly wrote down, Bobby, but I only clicked because the title of the post and the corresponding photo made me laugh so loudly in my office that I got a look. You know the one. Yeah. That one. What?! You put two funny things together!

Oh god. The good old days of dating men just to eat dinner. Most of the time it didn’t go farther than a kiss and hug at the end of the night unless I was super into the dude.

When my daughter is old enough I will tell her about it and say, “if you are too broke for food please just tell me and I will give you food so…

YUP. A million times yup. Granted, there are great progressive men who are respectful of women (this isn’t a #notallmen, I promise) but I have experienced much the same. Now. Granted... I spend more time with progressive men than I do conservative men. Men seem to be hardwired to disrespect women unless they have…

That is perfection.

Oh, yes. Talk about wanting to still hit it. Hoo, mama.

Aaaaahhhhhh!!! I usually feel like such an old on here but so happy to feel shiny and new and 10 minutes young. :)
Sorry. Tangent. Carry on.

“Nope.”

Seriously, though; I learned a new phrase/word, so, thank you. And that is genuine.

Outfit! What clarity. :)

Ohhhh, thanks. I’m an old and hard of hearing. The yelling was appreciated.

Wait, what? Are we talking current or all time? Because I’m pretty sure the latter belongs to Sir Mix A Lot.