If you have any left, I'd like to try! nick[at]choreycharts.com

If there're any left, put mine in the hat! byzog.iz+aviate[at]gmail.com

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Then let me introduce you!

...I remember listening to this in college. The nostalgia...

I'm not denying that GLADOS' atrocities were there. It's the treatment of the horrible things that I enjoyed so much. Portal was macabre but funny. The video above (which was well done, don't get me wrong) felt more like horror than comedy.

This is good stuff, but part of the appeal of Portal – for me – was the dry humor. GLADOS seemed menacing. Watching people die a serious, horrible death isn't funny.

This is not a Hot Pokets commercial. It's a weed commercial.

Bless you, Chris.

1. Watch this gif.

If they add a Dodgeball mode... I know it's licensed, but it'd be epic.

Every damn time!

It's called the DiMaggio Recursion. If they'd kept talking, entire universes would've been divided by zero.

Sasso did it better:

"Jehuty is set up not to do that right now."

I should probably point out Jeremy Soule's rendition of Terra's Theme. I think he did it for OC Remix. Stick it in your hearing holes and enjoy.

I had to get a cream for my portal itch.

So, THAT'S what happened to Seifer Almasy.

I'm going to wade in.

Oh, what they won't do for ratings. Next thing you know, she'll shove a camera up her butt. Oh, wait...