Miss Piggy doesn't deserve that comparison!

EVERYTHING'S ON A THEME PARK

you can call something problematic if you then describe what problems exist. If you just yell problematic and then fuck off, then maybe you shouldn't have said anything in the first place.

*insert timely joke about the 2016 presidential election here*

his name is constantine you ignorant sluts

a family stone

That was my biggest issue with it-the teaser made it look like it was going to be this dark fantasy epic, which it just WASN'T. Couple that with the behind-the-scenes bullshit, and the whole affair's just disappointing.

Krombopulos Michael. He just loves killin'!

Conrad Vernon's the DWA alum; Tiernan is a refugee from, of all things, the 'thomas the tank engine' series

blastocyst? isn't that one of bulbasaur's evolutions?

actually it's a bearded lavash. He's supposed to be Palestinian, you see…

the gang makes a minecraft movie

or his lookalike from tim & eric's billion dollar movie

the only acceptable band is men without hats, obviously.

I think a lot of that confusion comes from the fact that American Evangelicals don't consider more laid-back or progressive Christians "real Christians". In their eyes, they're the only true Christians.

really, REALLY surprised 'Rise of the Guardians' isn't mentioned. It's at least as high-profile as Hop, and generally much better liked.

EVERYTHING IS BATMAN!
EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN!

I like to call it the 'Transformer Sex Noise'

Definitely Going to See:
How to Train Your Dragon 2
Guardians of the Galaxy
Life Itself

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar,…